death adder

After a good Portland Timbers soccer match Saturday night a sample of a mysterious drink was forced upon my friend, Matt. For some reason the way energy drinks are marketed amuses me to no end and this one is especially over top. For your enjoyment, here is the text on the back of the bottle:

Death Adder- When you want piercing energy and instinctively quick reflexes, you need the cold-blooded Venom of the Death Adder, delivered in a fruit punch strike.

Do you think it gives you the energy to pierce things or energy that sort of pierces into your body?